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Joke of the Day

"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."

"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"

"What do necrophiliacs get at funerals? Mourning wood."

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future? Rocket Farts."

"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""