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Joke of the Day

"Why are millionaires bad at swimming? Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it"

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"

"Can you ""pray away"" asparagus pee?"

"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"

"Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday All I saw was a swing and Amish"

"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."