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Joke of the Day

"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."

"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""

"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."

"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"

"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."

"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""

"Hi guys! Nick is very handsome and an amazing cook. Are there any nice girls interested inMOM GET OFF MY TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING"

"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"