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Joke of the Day

"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."

"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."

"[last day at job] ""You've made my life a misery, I hate you all"" [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] ""Not you tho Phil"""

"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"

"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."

"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"

"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."