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Joke of the Day
"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."
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"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."
"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"