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Joke of the Day
"My exercise routine is a running joke."
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"I'm not racist but.. I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought ""that's mine"" Then I realized mine is at home, polishing my shoes"
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."
"How do you turn your girlfriend into an angry pirate? Cum in a her eye and kick her in the shin."
"[Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME"
"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
"LOL there's like 20 guys w/ ""Female Body Inspector"" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO"
"How is education going to make me smarter?"
"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."
"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"