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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."
"How is it that photons travel so fast? They are light."
"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."
"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."
"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."
"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."