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Joke of the Day
"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
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"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""
"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""
"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."
"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"Why is all the racism in America downstairs? That's where we keep them chained up."
"What did the Hurricane say to the Palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this ain't going to be any ordinary Blow Job!!"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"Yo momma so fat that she has to use two IRC clients to get online."
"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."