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Joke of the Day

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"

"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."

"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"

"Why do first year film students like analyzing porn? It's easy to identify the climax."

"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."

"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""