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Joke of the Day

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."

"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"

"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."

"Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks."

"Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it."

"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""

"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"