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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
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"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"
"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."
"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."
"[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know"
"A seal walks in to a club... haha"
"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"
"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"
"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"