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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH"
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"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."
"If you need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)"
"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."
"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"
"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."
"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."