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Joke of the Day

"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"

"I have a pizza joke but it's a little cheesy"

"Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don't have on treats because you've worried a lot this week."

"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"

"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"January 1: GONNA WORK OUT EVERYDAY January 2: [works out] Jan 3: [kind of works out] Jan 4: [too busy to work out] Jan 5: VANITY IS BULLSHIT"

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."