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Joke of the Day

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

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"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."
"I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"
"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""
"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
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