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Joke of the Day

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"

"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible."

"Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes"

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."

"If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like: ""I'm not picking this up."""

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."