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"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."
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"There was a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very carefully burned the house down."
"me: how much per hour? babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years"
"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"
"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."
"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"
"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber ""What are you doing?"" he shouts, ""I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"""
"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"
"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""