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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends? The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends."

"Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet"

"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."

"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."

"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"

"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"

"I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones"

"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."

"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."