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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."
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"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"
"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."
"Russell Crowe never regrets cunnilingus He'll always be Gladiator."
"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"
"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment"
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
"Sorry I got us kicked out of your niece's dance recital for blowing my airhorn too much"
"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."