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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying. Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!"

"If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress? Congress"

"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."

"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"It's not true love until you annoy me with a Facebook post professing it."

"The punchline Did I ruin this joke?"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"What did the bear say to the judge? I bearly touched her."