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Joke of the Day

"I tried to use 'penis' as my password But it was too short."

"Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway."

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."

"hey baby. ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me"

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."