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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."

"Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water."

"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."

"I Hate Christmas! And whoever started it should be nailed to a cross!!"

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"

"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."