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Joke of the Day

"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."

"Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food? An hour later you're hungry for power."

"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"

"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."

"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle."