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Joke of the Day
"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"
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"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you criticize,you are a mile away from them & have their shoes"
"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."
"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."
"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
"My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer."