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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."
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"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""
"How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even."
"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."
"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."
"Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher? Because they're paid by the pound."
"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."
"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""
"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"