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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"
"I am single by choice. Choice of 2 billion women."
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"
"What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts."
"I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral... Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood."
"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"
"What do you call a list of german jokes printing paper"
"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."