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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who drank bug spray? He pissed off."

"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent."

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"

"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."

"Coke is like porn you keep coming back for more! :)"