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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"
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"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."
"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""
"Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image? He retired."
"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."
"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."
"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what's your story?"
"""HULK WANT LOAN."" Bank: ""We can't loan to people like you."" ""GREEN SKIN PEOPLE??"" Bank: ""No, people who owe 2.6M in property damage."""
"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."