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Joke of the Day
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"
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"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being."
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
"Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school. The son says ""Dad! I had my first blow job today!"" And the father says ""really? How was it?"" ""It tasted awful!"""
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"
"Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Diets are hard."