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Joke of the Day
"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."
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"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."
"Wanna hear a good joke? Woman's rights"
"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"
"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"
"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."
"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"