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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"
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"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"
"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."
"What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common? Manning was just a bit too much for them."
"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"
"If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions."
"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."