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"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
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"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"
"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."
"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"
"What do you call a Mexican with no car? Joaquin"
"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."
"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""