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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"
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"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"When life gets hard you have to grasp it. When it comes you have to take it on the chin."
"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"
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"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."
"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"
"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."
"How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine."
"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"