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"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"
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"All in favor of imitating Spanish women say ""Aye-yi-yi."""
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."
"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""
"[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY"
"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."
"TIL reddit automatically change your password to asterisks whenever you type it in a comment."
"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."