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"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"
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"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com"
"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."
"Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate."
"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"
"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"