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Joke of the Day

"TIL reddit automatically change your password to asterisks whenever you type it in a comment."

"Why did the creator of 9gag call it that? Because that was how many dicks he could fit in his mouth before he gagged."

"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang."

"Be the reason they create new laws."

"I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight..."

"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"