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Joke of the Day

"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."

"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."