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Joke of the Day

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"

"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"

"It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube."

"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"

"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"Nobody except an English major appreciates when I say ... my granddaughter has double Ds"

"Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !"