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Joke of the Day
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."
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"What's the worst single thing you could do to someone? Start dating them"
"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"I thought about getting a pocket calculator... ...but then I realized I don't care how many pockets I have."
"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."
"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."
"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."