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Joke of the Day

"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"I look ugly without glasses.. Even though I've never worn glasses in my life."

"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."

"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."

"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"