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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
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"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."
"How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing? They look in the obituary"
"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."
"A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. His karma ran over a dogma."
"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"
"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."
"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"