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Joke of the Day
"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."
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"So my girl cheated on me and I said ""wanna hear an anti-joke?""... I love you"
"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""
"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""
"I saw a prostitute running a marathon today she was full of spunk"
"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."
"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"
"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes."