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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"
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"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."
"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."
"Alan Turing was so gay it was illegal"
"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""
"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."
"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."
"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."
"Mind: Does a flying dream sound good tonight? Me: Yea! Mind: Horrific shadow demon it is. Me: But I thought-? Mind: Don't worry, it can fly."
"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."