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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? if so, how did you get their little legs apart?"
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"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."
"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"
"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."
"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"
"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""
"Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too."
"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."
"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."