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Joke of the Day

"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"

"Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby"

"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."

"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"The past, present and future walk in to a bar... It was tense."

"I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse."

"A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption."

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."