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Joke of the Day
"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."
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"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
"""Hey bro shotgun this beer"" No I don't drink ""You wanna be cool don't you?"" I don't drink ""C'mon NERD!"" Grandma PLEASE stop"
"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle"
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"
"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."
"Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die.."
"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."