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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."

"Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water."

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""? ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck"

"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"