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Joke of the Day

"Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks"

"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."

"Just went to the dentist. He's a pretty average, normal guy so I assume he'd be one of the four out of five."

"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"