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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks"
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"Mum does God use the bathroom? No what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning 'Oh God are you still in there?'"
"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."
"My doctor says I should lose 10 lbs and work out more. But why? Spanx launched a men's line."
"My phone knows the word ""giveth"" but not the word ""fuck."" Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did."
"What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"
"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."