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Joke of the Day

"My phone knows the word ""giveth"" but not the word ""fuck."" Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did."

"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"Me: your dress is too revealing Wife: wear your own clothes then"

"What's a necrophiliac's favorite band? Coldplay."

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"