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Joke of the Day

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? The dog had skid marks in front of it."

"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"

"Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me"

"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."

"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"

"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."