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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!"

"They told me to spread love wherever I go. Now everyone is complaining about being covered in Nutella. You can never win with some people."

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

" . The joke does not translate."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."

"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."

"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."