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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"What is the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a shit when my computer crashes."

"I just ate wood chips covered in lead-based paint... Hopefully I'll ""number 2"" a pencil."

"What do you call a manic bear? A bipolar bear."

"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."

"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."

"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"

"Never trust someone who runs for ""fun."""

"When you send food back to the kitchen, you're basically saying, ""Can you have the chef rub his genitals on this please."""