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Joke of the Day

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"

"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"My wife told me I'm funny. According to her, even having sex with me is a joke."

"Trying to be less negative but it'll never work."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU WASN'T THERE!"

"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."

"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"

"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."